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(Medical-NewsWire.com, December 20, 2012 ) Miami, FL -- US Vitamin Injections is committed to providing customer’s excellent customer service and value 365 days per year. In preparation for the end of the world (EOW) on 12/21/2012 US Vitamin Injections is providing a huge 20% off its already low online prices, simple enter zombie at checkout.
The staff at US Vitamin Injections has conducted hours of research and studying to determine how the end will come. Based on trends, data, Facebook shares and tweets the most likely scenario is of course a zombie apocalypse!
Luckily, US Vitamin Injections carries several products that may improve survival rates for those that have not been turned into zombies!
The hCG diet program offered is a rapid weight loss system designed to help dieters lose 10, 15 or even 20 pounds in as little as a month. Being fleet of foot and less appetizing for zombies will be critical in the weeks to come!
Vitamin b12 shots will also be important after the 21st. Low caloric intake can often lead to feeling of lethargy which will be a huge concern when needing to run for one’s life! B12 can aid in red blood cell formation, metabolism and energy which could be the difference between being caught and escaping a zombie hoard!
Glutathione is the body’s most powerful anti-oxidant. A low level of glutathione often leads to illness and illness depletes glutathione so it’s a vicious circle. In addition a bite or scratch from a zombie might lead to an infection which could potentially ruin someone’s day. By supplementing with glutathione, the chances of resisting an illness, including zombie infection, improves greatly!
Athletic Pro is a vitamin and amino acid blend that contains ATP as well. This powerful combination is perfect for athletes who need extra energy and improved recovery. This product might be of use for those finding themselves in the midst of a zombie apocalypse also. Being stronger, fitter and more energetic will assure that any survivors are faster than the rest and also make it less likely they will end up as the next day’s meal, just in case food is hard to come by!
Anyone interested in the end of the world promotion can simply enter zombie at checkout to receive the discount. US Vitamin Injections has an on staff physician that reviews all orders as well as a customer service staff available by phone 9am to 9pm EST 7 days per week.
• This (email/PR) is for entertainment purposes only, the discount is real however and a great way to start on your new year’s resolution at a discounted price!
US Vitamin Injections
Don P
866-793-4822
don@usvitamininjections.com
Source: EmailWire.Com 
Source: EmailWire.com
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